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The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"
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Another phrase used to describe anal sex.
It's like taking a shit in reverse!
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When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.
Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.
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the act of inserting a flaccid penis into an anus.
I was so wasted that I couldn't even get it up. I had to settle for a reverse Colgate challenge.
The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.
This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.
The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth
Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me
During a threesome a woman jerks off man, takes his cum in her mouth and then spits it on the 2nd person’s dick/vagina.
Wow John, we should reverse robin hood with David tonight, it’d be swell.