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One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)
Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.
Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.
The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.
Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.
When a woman is eaten out while on her period.
Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.
When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party
Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values
Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!
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