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When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.
Invented by Dillan H circa 2017
Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
Leech, Homo, Albino, Fag, Twig, Scrawny, Borderlands Addict, Fallout Addict, Tiny Penis, Thinks hes funny with his arm trick but hes not.
God I hate that Jake Jake The Pancake Snake Guy.
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Used together, calling something or someone "Bait Ass Snake Ass" means that you will definitely be caught by someone in authority or something is about to go very wrong.
"Tony your eyes are so red were gonna get busted, f*cking bait ass snake ass"
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That "I gotta be close to the bathroom" tum tum
When you eat something organic an it comes out by itself without force or choice
"I just ate some organic lettuce and it gave me hot snakes and bubble gut"
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All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us is created using the same video game animation as used in All Your Base Are Belong To Us. The video can be found on the website of the same name, and is unique in that it alters the dialogue found in the 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' and uses different images containing the 'all your snakes are belong to us' phrase.
All your snakes are belong to us can also be use as a victorious battle cry after having achieved something.
Inspired by the badass movie "Snakes on a Plane", starring the Number 1 badass himself, Samuel L. Jackson.
Guy 1: Dude we totally owned you Guy 3!
Guy 2: Yeah, all your snakes are belong to us, for sure!
Guy 3: You guys suck... :(
or
(after walking out of Snakes on a Plane)
Guy 1: This movie owns your life Guy 3!
Guy 2: All your snakes are belong to Samuel Jackson.
Guy 3: Leave me alone! ;'(
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A definitive time to party. Just a party variation of to Hang out with my Wang out.
guy 1. Its Friday Mang, lets go hit river street.
guy 2. Hells yea, I'm gonna Make out, with my snake out.
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Your cock...
I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake
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