Talk Like A Pirate Day

Proper name: International Talk Like a pirate day
Date: 9/19 or 19/9

it's the day when the whole internet community talk like pirates

"Arrr Happy talk like a pirate day"

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that's what I'm talking about

expression of approval or anticipation

Dude 1: "Dude, check out the size of that cheeseburger!"
Dude 2: "Now, that's what I'm talking about!"

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Shut up talking to me

A phrase interchangeable with "shut up," used frequently in Chicago. Could express either annoyance or incredulity.

-"I just got two tickets to a Tribe concert."

-"Shut up talking to me!"

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Barry Gibb Talk Show

A famous Saturday Night Live Skit portraying Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake as Barry and Robin Gibb.

Although the skit is primarily focused on Politics, Barry will always lash out at the guests and give them idiotic threats. the lashing out is refrencing a press interview which a reporter asked who he was, causing him to yell "I'm Barry effin' Gibb!" which is Barry's catchphrase.

Robin is normally silent throughout the skit, but sings along in the theme( which is a parody of 'Nights on Broadway') and when Barry asks him to introduce a guest. Barry will always beg his brother to talk, Robin responding with a quiet "I don't want to."

One of Barry's threats: "I grew up in the streets of Melbourne, Australia! I Have a knife in my shoe and will gut you like a softshell crab and wear your carcass like a raincoat!"

You can normally find recorded scenes of the 'Barry Gibb Talk Show' on Youtube.

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talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

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like talking to a dead bear

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

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We’ll talk about this later

What to say when you don’t want to talk about something because you feel uncomfortable, or don’t care. In reality you will not be talking about “this” later.

And so she texted back ‘we’ll talk about this later’ and I haven’t talked to her since.