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the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary
He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!
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A guy that likes to chase kids into his white van then bring his sex toys with him and yell .
When you’re either constipated, or it’s humid, (or both) and your brow begins to sweat. You accidentally (or intentionally) wipe your brow with used toilet paper. Causing you to instantly grow a unibrow like Bill Berry (Drummer for REM)
Stuart didn’t have enough fiber. He’s currently squeezing one out on the shitter. He’s so daft, he just wiped the sweat off his brow with shit stained toilet tissue. He just morphed into Bill Berry
(v.) When it's your first time at the club and you get so smashed your friends have to literally drag you back home in what resembles a military operation.
Hey guys, please come down here and help me pick him up! He's doing a Bill!
What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.
Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.
Putting sleeping pills in your friends drink without them knowing
I bill Cosby’d Levi the night before his exam.
The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.
Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."