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Milking the cow

A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it

Last night my girl was Milking the cow so hard

by Man baby 2224 December 10, 2020


Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 July 20, 2008


I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018


creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

by MyLittleWarlock September 4, 2017


๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 โ€” and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it โ€” considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.

A biological miracle; ๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ have been milked for decades

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024


cows moo

a great way of saying.

cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.

therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.

moooooooo.. "ahh that bitch is fine."

so they say, "cows moo"

by cowsmoo21 June 30, 2011


twatt cow

Sweet and sour cow vagina

Take out the "Twatt Cow."

by #TheBossatmakingwords October 1, 2021