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The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.
Jewely is my shawty.
when you feel like a hot bad bitch and your walking in your saviors steps (Adam Sandler) on the path to success
wow! you have real jew energy!
your giving jew energy !
A tasty delicacy with a funny name
“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman”
“Please leave me alone”
A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)
Willy Nelson is a Tenessee Jew.
When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.
I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.
I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
Sorry UD Jews