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Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️
6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light
A broad that is so loose she pushes out kids like lighting!
"Mayn I was with this bitch last night and she was a lighting cunt."
finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting
“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”
Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Driving to a known regular car sex location and high beaming the cars to catch people out on their dirty deads.
Brad: 'yo man, wanna go head lighting?'
Connor: 'yeah dude, let's go catch some dirties!'
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Like twinkle lights but the light bulbs are bigger and thus bring more light.
I really like the twonkle lights in your room. It makes it really cosy and plus you've got more light than with twinkle lights.