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when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple
damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants
When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.
I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.
When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
Sweaty stains in the armpit area of a shirt or blouse caused by dancin’ the night away in a nightclub. Also armpit sweat stains in general.
That Chelsea shirt you’ve got on needs a wash. Look at those disco rings!