Uncle Getcha

the creepy uncle that probably has a crush on you

Uncle insert name is such a uncle getcha

Uncle Mode

When you gotta get serious, like when you really gotta lock-in.

I just hit the crip on that uncle mode

Uncle fizzle

A friend that acts like a big deal, goes hard at the party and fizzles out first

Dan B, aka uncle fizzle, lasted until 9pm at the party and then went home to sleep

Uncle J

That one, weird ass uncle that likes faygo and is very weird.

See also: Auntie Masa

Guy: hey silver
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP

uncle andy

the hottest bitch in town

wow uncle andy

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.