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An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages
Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱
the act of sexually biting a partner's ear
"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"
A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese
dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack
A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.