Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate

Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.

Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."

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Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

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National I don't give a shit day

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

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Why did you search this- seriously??? Why?? Is it because you wanted the dictionary to say "Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."?

Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(

"Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."

There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.

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ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me

a way to say "you don't know nothing about me" or "you don't know anything about me". Used as a comeback to douche-y comments or rude gestures.

bob: "hey watup sistah? lets hang."
girl 1: "ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me."

girl 1: "i'm pretty much the best person here."
girl 2: "'cause ya don't know nuthin' bout me."

dude 2: *sticks tongue out.
girl 3: "you dont know nuthin' 'bout me, you loser."

Don't Pull Out Your Own Baby

-As seen on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian pulls out her own baby.

-A phrase similar to "Hold your horses" or "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
-To be used when a person is impatient.

"Oh my God. Our food needs to hurry up and get here!"

"Whoa, now. Don't pull out your own baby!"

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I don't want to ruin our friendship

Two meanings::
(1) What you say to a friend (female/male) when you don't wanna hook up.

(2) What you say to a friend(female/male) when you do wanna hook up but dont wanna to seem so eager, when in all reality you are.

(1) "I've always liked you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship"

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