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A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.
Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"
Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."
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When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
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Playing with or trying to play sombody
“Hey you got some condoms?”
“Yea here u go”
“Mane these XS stop playing on my top”
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The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.
"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".
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Free top is when a teenager who is normally 15-16 receiving a blowjob from a teen who is normally a couple years younger.
“You bro I got free top from her yesterday”
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Someone who fat girls use to threaten their pussy whipped boyfriends with. These guys generally have money and have no interest in whales that sit around and eat tubs of butter all day.
Anthony I'm gonna get a top dollar nigga if you don't make me some bagel bites.
Come fan me and rub my rolls or I'm gonna get a top dollar nigga.
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To have a female give you oral sex
LAst night this sexy gurl topped me off
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