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Noun: sex act involving two men wherein one penis is inserted into the other. In order to attain this penial equilibrium, one penis may be subjected to colder climates, thereby causing shrinkage and allowing for ease of slippage of the smaller appendage into the entrance of the larger appendage. To not leave the non-polar penis out of any physical enjoyment (Pain? Open to your own interpretation), the sheath in which the sword will be placed must have the opening stretched as far as possible without any tears or tears (Liquid tears are ok; act as lubricant, but the wordplay would work without including it) When everything is in its right place, enjoy your attempts to escape the Chinese Finger Trap
1: Dude, wanna experiment?
2: Why do you have a bucket of ice and rubber gloves?
1: If I answered your one question would you take my word for it that it's fun and kinky and just trust me?
2: Sure...
1: Chinese FInger Trap!
2: That doesn't sound to painful...
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When you are fingering a girl and you pull out too quickly. Your finger is thus suddenly trapped by the Venus fly trap-like vagina. Only when you re-enter, and release slowly, is your finger able to exit.
She almost dislocated my finger when she Chinese Finger Trapped me.
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A Loyal female who gots your back to the Fullest From good times to Bad times till the wheels fall off ..
Yeah Bela, Gots my Back to the fullest always there when i need her she's" My TRAP QUEEN"..
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When engaged in the coital act, the man spreads maple syrup all over his partner but leaves her back covered, then rolls her into missionary position. After finishing, the woman should be stuck to the bed (and more importantly, horrified and flailing while trying to escape). Thus, a Canadian Trap Door.
"Joey took Anne down to the Comfort Inn and gave her the ol' Canadian Trap Door. Luckily Canada has free health care because they needed to operate immediately."
"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."
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When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!
Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!
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A down ass bitch, respected. She will do whatever needed to take care of her family and friends. Loyal AF. Sexy AF . Can roll a fat one right beside you, and keeps her stuff in line. Never disrespected, not even by haters. Takes care of her man and lovers take care of her.A great wingman. Knows how to act like a lady, can take her on a yacht or to a crack house, she knows how to be. Listens to your problems, has the best advice. No subject is taboo, and she'll ride or die for your ass. Loves to fuck. If you're lucky enough to have a trap queen in your life, respect her, keep her around, don't fuck it up. You will never find another. If you're blessed and she let's you, fuck her good.
Yeah, she's a trap queen, and I'd do anything for a girl like her.
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a bitch w gold hoops, drives a benz, smokes backwoods and is on some trill shit nigga dad hat for life
"That gurl we was smokin with she my trap mami"
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