Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

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White trash

A class of Caucasian American that portrays and exhibits many characteristics of African Americans such as wearing do rags, speaking in the southern black vernacular such as using the words "player," "homie," "dope," "word," and "adversity," as well as committing frequent crime even at middle age.

Jason was arrested on DUI charges in the Hamptons earlier that weekend. "Look little Johnny," said Boris, "you can't get a Kidd jersey because he is white trash."

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Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho

An insult created by wrestling personality, Chris Jericho.

"STFU RICKET UR A FILTHY DIRTY DESGESTIN BOTOMFEEDIN TRASHBAG HO!!!!!111111"

"Wow, I'd be insulted if you weren't quoting a burnt out wrestler."

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white trash version of what goes around comes around

a bastardized generalization of the some people get what they deserve except its their saying as an excuse to justify their scandalous deeds

Teresa: I just stole Michael's wallet, fuck him what goes around comes around.
Robert: What the hell? Why did you do that?

Teresa: Motherfucker wouldn't give me gas money.

white trash version of what goes around comes around

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לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash)

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

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When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5