This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!
An artisan cum drop on the stomach
‘That was a huge stomach waffle’
What you call someone when they shoot you unexpectedly in the 'Team Rumble' LTM in Fortnite: Battle Royale.
Oh, you fucking cock-waffle!
Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.
Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
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When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.
OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night
The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.
That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.