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The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.
God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.
Hey Tiffany "Why are you walking so funny?" .... I went home with Don Willy last night
Checking both earrings with one hand
Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!
When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."