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Fuck on you

More than a simple "fuck you," the phrase "fuck on you" holds more weight, as it implies the quite unmerciful act of dumping 'fuck' on someone. To say "fuck on you" to someone is to imply that this person is so far beneath you, that for you, or anyone else to fuck them, or personally inflict physical pain on them in any way would be stooping to a low that no one should attempt - for this person is not worth the trouble. Rather, "fuck on you" suggests that the essence of 'fuck' - sweaty, terrible penetration - should instead be thrown in the face of this person, perhaps from afar.

Usually used in a boastful manner, the phrase works especially well if the user is being a sore winner of some sort - adding insult to injury.

Nick was beating J so hard at NCAA Football 10, after every play Nick just kept standing up and saying "Fuck on you." He was kind of out of control, and no one stopped him. It was devastating.

by jerusalemcampground April 14, 2010

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tank you

Usually used by people with poor typing skills. Most of the time, it is a misspelling of "thank you", but can also be used after or with a joke about tanks.

tank you
sorry english isnt my first langage

by soodoonim April 27, 2016

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.

Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.

by MarceltheGreat March 4, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Rass

A expression of derision or disbelief.

Compare to your ass.

Hominy, you rass! We ain't eatin' hominy fo' lunch again.

The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


you bet

(the form you betcha is connected with rural image) certainly

Will there be challenges?, You bet. When will things improve?, Who knows?

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Are you mad?

A phrase used as a filler, greeting or other.

Xuxin: Sup?
Santosh: Not much. Are you mad?

by masta kevbo June 3, 2009

58๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow you in

If you catch someone doing an action they are not supposed to be doing and you tell someone else to get them in trouble.

Telling on a person when they have done something they are not supposed to do.

To tell on someone.

A boy is about to take $10 from his mother's purse. His sister walks in and says, "If you take mom's money I'm going to blow you in!"

by Ruby Crystal Diamond July 21, 2011

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