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wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013


Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 11, 2021


fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019


I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025


grind my gears

when two people grind gears

santi you should grind my gears”
okay sabrina maybe i will😏”

by saltysanty October 13, 2020


Grind My Gears

to make a person SO ANGRY that their Gears are effectively Ground.

don’t Grind My Gears… you’re skating on thin ice

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 11, 2022


My butt

I dont want to type

My butt hurts

by Oh, worm! February 22, 2021