The best geezer in the world (factually)
"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."
v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."
1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"
A man with a small penis, who is angry when people make fun of this small penis.
Also known as Michelle, Phinks, Micheal}, and Tree.
As stop being such a Phinky-Dick
When a guy Sticks his dick in a variety of different sauces and spices then has sexual intercourse with another.
Anton wanted to try dick saucing on his girlfriend
A guy who’s hot but doesn’t put out ever but acts like he does.
So how did it go last night with that guy u went home with. He gave ladie blue balls he was a dick juice.
During masturbation your turns soft and dies in your hands.
You ever be beatin your meat, and then got that slank dick?
Oh my god, that kid across the street is such a dick houdini.