Rural Dictionary

Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.

“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”

by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021

medium ugly ass bitch

something you say about an ex after the rose color glasses come off and all your friends finally tell you they were actually ugly

friend : “ she looked like fucking chucky anyways!”
me : “ you right. fuck that medium ugly ass bitch!”

by kittykat1998 August 19, 2024

sugar puff my ass

SUGAR PUFF MY ASS - General referring to applying granulated sugar, flavored cool aid, tang, the contents of a candy straw or Stevia if you are a health nut, to a foxy ladies willing derriere and anal orifice with a straw before you dive in and eat it like you have been stranded and starving on a remote island for months.

Can also refer to applying a generous amount of cocaine (mixed with sweetner) to the inside of a partners anal orifice before dining in, / when used in combination with sugar or other sweetner. (similar to Gack Blowing)

"The practice of filling a drinking straw with Cocaine, inserting one end into a willing anus and then blowing the cocaine into the Ass." - only used in combination with a sweetner to produce both a longer lasting high and great tasting ass!

I am really looking forward to sugar puffing that fine ass fox's ass and then eating it like a plate of shrimp, steak and lobster !
I washed my ass for you, please sugar puff my ass and then eat it daddy!

by MegaGiver April 18, 2018