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A bitch that wears dusty ass penny loafers
Max : you seen that girl with the dirty shoes?
She was talking ab you .
Jessica : yeah that's serah that penny loafer wearing ass bitch .
When you move penis in and out inside ass and the ass doesn't move in the same rhythm, it's called ass lag.
Omg, are you so dumb that you would fuck an ass lagger!?
A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally
Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat
This is an adjective used to describe a person who is such an idiot and an ass combined. Normally refers to ones child.
My son Rob is such an idi-ass. He drives me crazy.
The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature
Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.
ASS GRAVITY
(ass)
noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;
-a person's buttocks.
-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.
(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity
PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.
(ASS GRAVITY)
Noun
Psychology/Sexuality
-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.
See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”
GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”