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a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
Andy, they messed up my order. Go tell them about their ass.
You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.
Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.
Having a large flat ass resembling a skillet! Usually contributed to sitting on your ass all day!
Man! Carol has one hell of a skillet ass!
She could cook on it!
a leap year, but a terrible leap year
1: How was your year, 2?
2: Bad year.
1: Oh, must be an ass year, huh?
2: Yeah, pretty much.