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Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.
Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.
The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.
Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth
The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.
Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth
To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,
Me , oh i had to change my socks ,
Boss , oh spewing
Hello my lady, would you care to mouth hug my flesh straw?
When somebody is pissing you off
Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"
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