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ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

by Dan Bain March 26, 2018


I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023


Laundry ass

A man who’s only interested is to take as many loads, that is bareback sex, where the top doesn’t pull out, but instead ejaculates in his hole. Then another man had next and goes in, without a condom, or making the bottom duchè, clean out his hole, so it’s nice and not full of dripping cum.

Most gay men who are power bottoms, looking for now, BB are what I call, laundry ass nihgas.

It seems like the only men on Grindr, that are out right now are laundry ass niggas. Straight up cum dumpsters, not even worth my time and energy.

by Boss Don Vito July 18, 2021


ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro February 23, 2018


ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie December 15, 2017


Deni’s fat ass

Is a giant creature which it’s almost 50 TONS ! Yeah you heard me right 50 TON ! It’s known for A terrible accident which happen in 1997 in Alabama , Albania , Bathore (Best town) Killed many young and innocent people with his fat ass . R.I.P to all the fallen soldiers

Davi: OMG DO YOU REMEMBER THE ACCIDENT “DENI’S FAT ASS” ?

Angjelo: Yeah dude , that shit made me bust two times for a bag of jelly beans

by Big daddy lord sosig November 22, 2021


bum bum ass

kiss your ass ok?

kiss your bum bum ass

meg

by mr bacon from roblox May 26, 2022