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Some bullshit you say when you don't know what to say
"Babe I seen these pics of you and other girls what were u doing with them?" You say SPICKTIGLY ON MY MCNIGLY!!!
It means omfg, but in a language so I can say it in the middle of class.
Noodles my poodles! Watch where ur going
Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.
I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!
Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).
Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay
*the two go off into another room*
An ability of a person identifying as a queer man (subject) to seduce others away from their plans and responsibilities. Subject converses with the victim on descriptions of intimate acts in a tasteful manner and follows natural instincts of acquiring nice pounding. If done properly, and with optional addition of photographic, and video seductive material, the victim cannot refuse the siren call. This provides both subject and victim with gratification, so no one is complaining.
- How did you get Dave to visit so quickly, thought he had something really important on Friday?
- By luring with a siren song of my bussy until he caved.
- You're such a fucking slut Evan.
girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.
dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds
Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it