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The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!
Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect
When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it
If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place
Crusty formation of dirt and sweat on the between the penis and ballsack
"You haven't showered in a few days, you probably have some dick chiggle"
A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd
I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog
Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth