Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.
Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?
Person 2: WHAT?!
When someone is trying their hardest for a girl (offering to buy them things, etc.) when she doesn't like you back.
Bilal: kaede ill buy you nitro
kaede: thanks fat shit
ttv: stop dicking down bilal
bilal: saj lets have matching hello kitty pfps
saj: ew no your weird
bilal: please bb
ttv: stop dicking down bilal
When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.
I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.
getting fucked over or ripped off, usually by someone you consider a friend.
"Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."
a dick that very small
damn that guy had an abridged dick
When a girl/guy has sucked so many dicks that it leaves the top of your mouth more weathered then it should be
I was cleaning a patient’s teeth and had to stop and leave the room at I went straight to my coworker and said “girl your wouldn’t believe the dick mouth on this bitch”
Bob:wait, u got sum pushy?
Rob: yup, shit'n dick inside of her