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Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.
"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."
Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.
His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.
what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.
the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab
When you cum in your partner and remain penetrated for an extended period of time
After we fucked my partner and I dick snuggled
A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular
Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
God this buffet sucks.
Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.