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a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks
*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”
A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.
Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?
When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day
A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.
A name for some who's a player
Your a fuckin pedal dick
The other ghost the haunts Dominic Hall. Allegedly he’s what calls over the Domrats.
*Using a Ouija Board”
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