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Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 January 2, 2018


suck-a-nigga-dick

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"yo"
"suck-a-nigga-dick"

by green fuck niggas March 8, 2024


military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 5, 2020


Dimentia Dick

(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).

Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dimentia dick.

Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dimentia dick.

by Wuddy Maters December 22, 2018


Dick Clip

A clip for a gun that is a “dick” because it’s long and sticks out

Keep the glock wit a dick clip

by ohka October 16, 2020


dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 8, 2012


large dick

something that you don't have, you small dick

you just don't have a large dick

by big dick ass bitch niga September 27, 2023