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THE prom queen is the (snow)boarder who prom queens above all others the most, or most, spectacularly.
We've all had a few prom queens, but Jeff you are without a doubt the prom queen.
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When one is forced or/by guilt or pressure to take a chick to prom to please her, and avoid her wrath of bitchiness.
Dude, Heather prom raped me the other night, but I really want too take Shaquiria.
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The smell coming from a girl after having sex at Prom.
Man, Susie was seriously reeking like Prom fish last night.
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An event involving a homeschooler, his mother as a date, and his father as a DJ. Often the cause of homeschooling controversy as the vote for prom "king" typically appears rigged (the homeschooler always wins for both junior and senior prom). The lights are always kept on as well as room being left for the Holy Spirit during dancing. Tears are shed when the dad/DJ cuts in to dance with the mom/date, and the family pet is never deemed a sufficient alternative for slow songs. The homeschooler's virginity is usually lost because the night is ripe with sexual tensions, as the homeschooler will have had no prior encounters before the age of 18, and there is no one more qualified for the job than his friend and lover - his mother. She is always up to the task.
Riley: "Wow! You were prom king for two years in a row?!? You must have been pretty popular in high school!"
Joe: "You could say that. It was a homeschool prom!"
Riley: "That doesn't count."
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When a 45 year old mullet wielding, fake-tan having, sunglass wearing, super dyke-type female calls your bat phone talking about going out together to get beers and then saying "whatever happens, happens" which ultimately gives you free reign to the merkin covered beefy curtain. This isn't just a regular date, it is the most special of dates and that being a prom date.
This bitch, who works with me, called me up stuttering and stammering about going out for some beers and when I told my friends about it, they said do you want us to book you a limo for your prom date?
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a term used to describe any person, male or female, whose objective is to attend as many prom dances as they can, even after they graduate.
Girl 1: "Did you know Mike is going to our prom, Washington High's prom AND Jefferson High's prom this year?"
Girl 2: He is such a prom slut!
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A huge bitch, that doesn't think they are a bitch. They tend to call others bitches, when in fact they are the biggest bitch of the group but fail to realize it.
Their easy to point out their usually the designated driver, a one-beer-queer, a homo, and above all a huge bitch
Acting in a way that a bitch would.
person 1 "Man why is this kid bitchin"
person 2 "He reminds me of a fuckin junior prom, not to mention he's a bitch"
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