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A hippie.
Look at that sage-burner in her tie-die shirt and Birkenstocks screaming about how much she loves weed.
One of the early adopters to the world of podcasting. Anyone that started their podcast during the fall of 2004 and is still producing a podcast. These "elder statesmen" of the podcasting movement are often sought out for interviews or technical assistance.
When setting up a podcast for the first time, it is a good idea to listen to the advice from a pod sage.
As a podcaster from the early days, he was seen as a pod sage.
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Laws of troll sage:
1.)Street created the troll sage.
2.)He has news from the north.
3.)Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
5.)Troll sage doesn't give a shit about #4 because he's a fucking ANTEATER
6.)Troll sage always replies, but only creates new thread when rule #2 comes into effect
7.)He raffs, he wins.
8.)ABACUS
9.)Troll sage is the reason why we can't have nice things
10.)Troll sage's epic mount is 春哥, whose epic mount is 草泥马.
Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE
Kid: Hey what's up guys.
Troll Sage: FUCK YOU. I'M AN ANTEATER.
Professor: Attached is your syllabus for EALC 120. It should contain all the important deadlines for the rest of this semester. Please email me if you have any questions concerning this semester's coursework or grading procedures.
Troll Sage: TITTIES OR GTFO
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A foodservice company that comes in with a great food for the first year getting a school to sign a long term contract and saving the school some money. After that they become a lunch line with chicken only.
Whats for lunch?
Nothing good its sage dining they never have anything good.
1. A company that is mainly school funded
2. A school run cafeteria/kitchen staff that concocts food in the upmost weirdest ways for CA students and says that the food is very healthy
3. A school cafeteria and kitchen that changed their name to ‘Sage’. It was just a made-up name that they picked up from somewhere to seem more classy and wealthy
4. Sage dining, a company that buys all food products and snacks and gives them away after school to the athletes for a “Pre-game snack”
5. Occasionally has decent treats, but the brownies are always melted soft or hard as rock. (Same with the cookies)
1.
Student 1: What’s for lunch?
Student 2: It’s probably some sort of meat. Chicken with a weird ass sauce on it probably with burnt veggies on the side.
Student 1: Oh. I miss general Tso’s. Hopefully it’s that then.
Student 2: It isn’t I bet.
Both students still rave to the cafeteria to find out its spicy lemon chicken.
Student 1: Fuck it’s not a good lunch and everything seems burnt
Student 2: Ya. I may as well just stop eating lunch here and make my own like the other 25% of HighSchool students.
Student 1: Same.
2.
Student 1: Are you coming to lunch?
Student 2: No.
Student 1: Why not?
Student 2: Because I just do not feel like it. Plus I have my snacks from my locker right here anyway.
3.
Athlete 1: Do you wanna go get some snacks from the cafeteria?
Athlete 2: Sure.
Athlete 1: I love the muffins and ya.
Athlete 2: Ya those are good, but I’d rather just get some Kickstarts from the vending.
Both go straight to vending machines and then leave.
4. Why the heck did they get an app and stuff and call themselves ‘Sage Dining’. It’s just a fricken cafeteria!
A PYSCHO, blonde, extremely vicious person.
STAY AWAY.
Yet, everyone thinks that she is an adorable, cute teddybear.
DEN.
Person: "Hey, Jo Sage, you're pretty short."
Jo Sage: *kills*
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A college prep school that doesn't deserve half the flak it's getting. Cool teachers, trusting (yes, I'm going to use the C word) community, and fun atmosphere. We're not all rich white kids; we're very diverse. And yes, there are some nice cars in the parking lot, but there are plenty of average ones. We're all there for one thing- to recieve a great education, and we're getting it.
Sage Hill School, Newport Coast
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