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Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.
I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.
A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.
When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.
When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.
Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.
When you cough so hard that you fart or poop
–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?
After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.
Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration
*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”
In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.