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Tears for fears

Tears for fears is a remarkable duo who sing great hits like everybody wants to rule the world, shout and mad world

Oh my god tears for fears is the best! Everybody wants to rule the world is incredible.

by MackenzieKaspercuse May 9, 2019


Smark tears

The tears of a smark.

To quote from a fellow Urban Dictionary article, a smark is "A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it. "
Usually the term will be used when a person who the smarks don't want to win (i.e Jason Jordan, Roman Reigns, John Cena, etc.) get their way as a result of WWE booking, thus the smark waterworks start flowing.

Person 1: Did you hear that Roman Reigns won a match against Finn Balor for the Universal Championship?
Person 2: He must have drank his daily dose of Smark tears.

by Mongolmongol March 5, 2018


Tory Tears

The fake outrage and offense displayed by those on the right.

The mirror image of the noises leftie snowflakes make when also offended by words.

That dick is crying Tory tears again. I'm sure he has a vagina.

by Dic Penderyn May 2, 2018


nostalgia tears

Nostalgia tears are the tears you shed during a moment of intense nostalgia.

Mostly this happens when you listen to a song you used to love listening to as a kid. Your brain remembers simpler and happier times of your life and you miss them.

Dude I just listened to (insert song here) and omg that really gave me nostalgia tears to my eyes..why can't things be this simple again?

by Turkish gnome August 12, 2019


Tearing Cheek

To “tear cheek” is essentially the same as to “rip ass”, but designed for the more eloquent and less brutish of speakers.

“Richard, honey! I’m about to tear cheek, so you better come hither!”

“Dude, I just tore so bad.”

“I can smell that tear for miles!”

“I feel like tearing cheek today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021


the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

by aaron and kristy November 10, 2008


Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 2, 2014