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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
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When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.
I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...
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A bruise left after a session of rough sex.
Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.
Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge
Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah
After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries
Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her
When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but don’t let them finish so they have blueballs
Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry