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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.
I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...
another word for skank, hoe, all that
also- a man who smells like poo
you old blueberry
Noun: An ass on a girl with scars that make it feel like a blueberry
Was pounding her in doggy when I grabbed a hold of those blueberry chunks. Busted immediately.
Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open
He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.
The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.
“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”
When you shove a bunch of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then face sex them and nut.
A gave that girl a blueberry Dreamsicle!
Guy: what kind of snack do you want?
Girl: Blueberry Dreamsicle 🥴