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that furry over there has been watching us for an hour, its staring into our souls
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A furry is a person who has an interest (small or large) in anthropomorphic animals, or animals that have human like qualities (such as talking, wearing clothes, walking upright like a human etc.)
Furries are not people who believe they are animals, those are what would be counted as otherkin
Furries are bot people who engage in beastiality; the sad truth though, there has been the small amount of around 2 furries to commit the crime of beastiality.
Furries have what is called a fursona or their own anthropomorphic animal character, that represents themself in some way. It is usually the favorite animal of the furry or a liked animal. Some fursonas are make believe animals.
Not all furries have fursuits. A fursuit is a luxury item, and costs a lot of money. So you are a furry even if you dont have a fursuit.
Bob: dude I hate furries.
Sally: I'm a furry, but you probably just heard bad rumors about the fandom.
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In the broadest definition, someone who finds the idea of anthropomorphic (humanlike) animals, in art, fiction, cartoons, costume, or other media, to be an appealing one. Furries are an extremely diverse group and no one furry may possess all, or any, of the traits typically associated with the group; furries can range from people who are fans of old Warner Bros. and Disney cartoons; people who enjoy portraying anthropomorphic animals in art; people who enjoy imagining what a future, past or alternative world might be like if humans were replaced with or accompanied by anthropomorphic animals; and people who like wearing costume tails, ears and/or animal mascot costumes, to those who feel spiritual connections to animals or to the animal form.
Examples of flurries could be identified as the entire Mayflower State Police, KarlXYZ, ext.
"I am a furry. " Said KarlXYZ.
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A bunch of 40 + year olds in animal suits tugging each other off to pictures of 10 year old boys
“Hey Jimmy Savile you like kids don’t you?”
“Yes my G ,Garry glitter . I in fact do like kids”
“If you put on an animal costume you would be the definition of a furry”
“I would wouldn’t I because me and furrys have lots in common , like we both like kids and we’re both hated by society and just like furrys I should kill my self even though I’m less of a twat than any furry in existence
Especially that majira cunt little wanker he’s a right nonce”
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Hey, did you hear about how being a furry legally makes you an animal now.
No but I guess that means we can hunt them till extinction then right.
Of course its not like anybody likes them any ways their worse than feminist.
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A derogatory term that befits individuals who find pictures of anthropomorhpic creatures erotic and / or awe-inspiring.
Unfortunately there is no one definition for a furry, so this will break down the stages that a human goes through to become a furry:
1. An individual finds a species of animal particularly interesting or beautiful, and begins to seek works that include this animal. This may range from artwork, books, or fiction from various authors. No quirks have been noted at this stage, but the individuals affection with the creature begins to grow beyond the bounds of admiration and into something far, far more sinister.
2. The individual meets other individuals who share a common ground with the animal in question. They begin to discuss in great detail about the animal and aspects of the animal they find fascinating. They may go so far to say that they would like those aspects as a part of themselves. They begin to find or make works of their own about the creature, becoming more and more detailed with each project. Admiration slips into affection, and from affection to pure, raw, lust.
(Note that at this stage the furry is still of a human mind, though slightly bewildered. Most furries are at this stage.)
3. The individuals expresses a unnatural desire for the animal in question. To appease their increasing need for self-satisfaction, the individuals find or make works of the animal in a human-esque form, usually in poses that most rational people would find questionable. The individuals go so far to say that they require sexual release from these creatures, and speak of their animal on a daily if not hourly basis. Their mind derails all forms of rational thought and replaces it with the animal. They shelter themselves from the outside world and delve deeper into their circle of e-friends. Most furries at this stage appear human from a distance, and mayhaps even up close, but conversations with them tend to rival the witty banterings of the insane, ranging from random outbursts about their love of the animal to their need to find more people who wish to talk about how they love their animal. Most conversations may or may not include the words 'yiff', 'vore', or 'Yahoo Groups'.
4. Any aspects that made up the furrys former sanity crumble as they are now completely detached from the sentient world. They ARE the animal in all respects. They find solace in extremely erotic pictures of the animal with other animals, doing things both consensual, non-consensual, and most of the times outright acts of unbelieveable terror that rational humans would find horrifying and grounds of lunacy. They also may wear full-body makeup or a costume or the animal in question, and engage in physical acts within their circle of friends. Not all furries, however, are that extreme at the practice. Eventually they consider themselves members of some sound religion that is under fire of prejudice, and they lash out at any and all anti-furry activists (humans) as it threatens their sheltered lifestyle and could possibly shatter their imaginary world. They begin to think of themselves as the only sentient beings, when in actuality the clowns are running the circus in their fantasy world of shitting dicknipples and transvestite dogs. Any and all form of human interaction with a furry at this stage is impossible or considered an act of anti-furry terrorism that is met with an explosion of outrage and extreme argumentation, usually over the internet. Some are so serious in their practice that they undergo incredible surgeries to graft a part of their animal (ears, tail, whiskers, shitting dicknipples) onto themselves.
(Note that this stage is the most dangerous and should be recommended for immediate execution, sterilization, or possible exhibit at the local zoo.)
The Wrong Example: "That man owns a copy of The Lion King, and is therefore a furry."
The Right Example: "That man owns a centerfold of simba / mufasa incest, and is therefore a furry."
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