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Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)
Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf
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variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.
aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.
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A more blunt expression for “Period”. Used instead of “Period”.
Friend: “Oh my god my mom is such a bitch!”
Other friend: “Period on this DILF!!!!”
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This God is the God of all Dilfs , all Dilfs worship Dilf God. If ever encountered with pledge your allegiance and embrace your Dilf side. They accept Dilfs and Dilf lovers.
Dilf God and Milf God have been arguing all night over who is the better God.
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Similar to National MILF Day which is celebrated on May 23rd every year, National DILF Day is celebrated the day after on May 24th. On this day we celebrate hot dads and their smokin' bods.
Becky: Have you seen Connor's dad? Tell him happy National DILF Day, he is SO sexy.
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a 6’2 commie with lesbian music taste and a pink beard
nah man, hes a 6’2” communist listening to fiona apple and he has a pink beard. that radiates dilf energy.
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A group of dumb asses that like to have fun and go to party’s. You can often find them drinking mcgillicuddys, twisted teas, or budwiser. Often times they are setting them selfs on fire, fighting trees, cutting down trees, getting attacked by bees, or doing reckless things it the woods.
Guy 1: yo what are you doing Friday night.
Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.
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