lover's nuts

A early archaic term for blue balls.

"The bitch was such a prick tease she gave me lover's nuts."

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Lover's Remorse

When you end up hating the person you liked/loved just the other day. You may or may not like someone else instead, and it may or may not be followed by a feeling of remorse/douchbaginess for getting over someone so quickly.

John's having a bad case of lover's remorse. Yesterday he loved Julie, and now he hates her.

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bitch lover

To dominate something completely. It can be a person or a thing or object.

"I totally made that exam my bitch lover"

or like in the movie Wedding Crashers"
Tom: "Death is my bitch lover!"

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undercover lover

Being someone's secret lover.

I saw Jack sneak into Sally's house last night, he's her undercover lover.

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latin lover

The best men out there... they're not only very sensual and manly (unlike All-American men) but their gorgeous, with warm golden skin, dark bedroom eyes and full lips. Most are hot but those Cuban men are so sexy with their rich ethnic accents.

Latin Lovers are sexy and exotic

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girl lover

The politicaly correct way to refer to pedophiles attracted to girls.

bob was a girl lover; that is he was sexualy attracted to young girls

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Hebrew Lover

A male of Jewish descent, who is a player with the ladies. Often associated with the unique theme music, " Na Na Hey Hey, Hebrew Lover" (sung to the tune of La Bouche's dance hit, Be My Lover).

"That is the third co-worker I've seen Jeff out with this month. Man, that guy is the Hebrew Lover."

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