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The hottest 4'9" gymnist in the 2008 Bejiing Olympics.
"I saw Shawn Johnson win a silver medal yesterday."
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Shawn Michaels is arguably the best, greatest wrestler in the WORLD! That can easily be backed up. He wins most of his matches. He is the showstopper! Bam, sweet chin music and 1,2,3! Ding ding ding! The showstopper wins! If anyone does not like him as a very good and talented wrestler then they should start by getting a life! Shawn deserves to be the WWE champion! He IS the most respected wrestler in the WWE!
ME: Hey Dad, look, it's Shawn Michaels! This is an opportunity of a life time!
Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.
ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!
Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!
Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!
Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!
Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!
Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!
Shawn Michaels: Do it then.
Randy Orton: I can't!
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A hawt daddy, who just so happens to be a wonderful Canadian singer.
I saw Shawn Mendes in concert yesterday.
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To have the best dirty game around
Take me home and do the Dirty Shawn
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Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
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A fantastic wrestler who is detested by immature wankers who worship Bret Hart, due to the fact that Bret whined and sullied Michaels' name to wrestling publication writers whenever he wasn't getting his way, and the idiot fanatics were foolish enough to buy it. I guess you can't blame the Shitman for being jealous of someone who was so much younger, more exciting, more charismatic and better looking, but its a shame he let his insecurity get the best of him.
Get over it whiners. Bret Hart is long gone, and isn't coming back, whereas Shawn Michaels is still wrestling **** matches. Shawn won.
Its funny how his fans consider Shawn to be the arrogant one when Bret is the one has a slogan referencing himself as being 'the BEST there is, was, and ever will be'! Right, how humble.
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