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December 15th, the day of pinging @everyone. Have fun in servers :)
Friend: It's Discord @everyone day
Other Friend: Oh nonono... It's gonna be a pain in servers...
When a teacher says everyone did well, and your sitting there in class knowing forwell you failed
Teacher: everyone did really well on that test
Student: i only answered 2 out of 10 questions
I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.
Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"
I can relate to most people, but other times I hate them and am jealous. But I always try to remain a good person
I feel for everyone, then I feel nothing
In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!
Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-
how to piss off all of discord using ErisBot
me: .ud @everyone
everyone: WHO PING ME