october 20th

give your friend a hug day

friend 1: can i get a hug
friend 2: sure! it is october 20th

October 20th

National Sex Day
Get Yo Ass Some Pussy Foe
You Down Bad

Its October 20th Bae Lemme Get Some Pussy

March 20th

So basically march 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th

March 20th

send your a bf yo booty

i’m so excited about March 20th

May 20th

May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.

On May 20th we will party hard.

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May 20th

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.

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February 20th

National Non Gay day

February 20th is a day where everybody has to be non homo and if you are you are punished

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