January 28

Bad bitches bday. This day is designated to Puerto Ricans, thiccys, and chubbawubbas. Any girl born on this day is an utter clown. And has big b00bs :). Although they are queens THEIR MOTHERS remain elite. And they also can get any guy they want AND IT SHOWS.

Damn you were born on January 28, bust it open
I like eboys because I was born on January 28

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july 28

when your weird friend was born

Boy: Today My weird friend was born
Girl: Oh ya it’s july 28

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march 28

national winking day; the day where you wink at as many people as possible and see how many wink back

yo today's march 28th, you know what that means!
*furious winking ensues*

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November 28

Today's the day that you and your boys rule the streets. You and your best friend's get to do anything if it's not Illgal so have fun.

Let's hang out on November 28

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Sep 28

The most gorgeous girl was born on this day. She deserves the world and if you're dating her you are so lucky and you should never break her heart. She is probably the most perfect girlfriend you could ever have.

Person 1: omg she looks bueatiful
Person 2: yeah ik she's so perfect
Person 1: but how is she so perfect though?
Person 2: because it's Sep 28 and it's her birthday so she has alot of confidence today.

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February 28

People born on February 28 are the best type of people. don’t mess with people born on February 28th they will knock you out and will come back for round 2 if needed. If you have a friend born on February 28th and you need help with anything they will be there to save the day therefore February 28th is the best day to be born on.

Mark: omg Lucy some people finna jump me after school

Lucy: you’re lucky I was born on February 28th

Lucy proceeds to knock out 5 grown ass men

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October 28

National flash tit day part 2

For all the guys that missed out on the 27th its back again but even better.
"Yo its october 28th lemme see yo titties".

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