The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.
Girl: when’s your birthday
Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet
Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
The day that SM3DAS got delisted.
Mario dies on March 31st.
The day mario gets wiped from existance.
Look at the day Sam.
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March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance
Who's mario?
The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.
“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”
National suck tits day
on Oct 31st you suck the person you like tits or your friends tits
Oct 31
The day where short people must do everything short people want!
January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.
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