in/out calls

a termed generally used by escort services in their ads. Meaning: the escort is able to go "out" to your home or hotel, or she offers her services "in" her home or hotel room she has for the time her services are offered.

Sizzling Blonde Babes. 36-24-36 Guaranteed pleasure. In/Out Calls Avail. 24 hours. 555-5555

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called up

Baseball analogy. Used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios.

Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed.

Pete, it looks like your pitching has caught the attention of the Yankees. Congrats! You're being called up to the bigs!

Jeff was asked to take over for his old boss. He was called up yeasterday.

Remember that hot girl from the bar who was out of my league? She called me to go out this Friday! Fellas, I'm being called up to the majors!

That stash of pot we confiscated from you turned out to be distribution weight which is now a federal crime, not state. You've made the big time; Federal prosecutors are calling you up, son!

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Steve Called

This term is used when one male wants another male to check out a fine ass chick in the vacinity while being inconspicuous. The male will state "Steve Called at _ O'Clock. The _ will be filled in with a number corresponding to the direction of the female like the hour hand on a clock.

"Steve Called at 3 O'Clock."
"Check out the Fuckin Babe to my right."

"Steve Called at 6 O'Clock."
"Chech out the fine ass bitch behind me."

"Steve Called all day long"
"We are surrounded by some fine ass bitches" (very good)

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Call of Duty

A game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it

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Cold call

Calling random people , and trying to make them buy or donate something they really don't want to and often just hang up because sales people have no soul.

Cold Caller: Hello my name is ___ calling for ..
Random person: Fuck off and take me off your lists now! (hang up)also see cold calling

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Boogie Call

1: To call someone for a hot night of no strings attached dancing.
2: Inviting friends out to dance, usually via call or text.

Word-play originating from "Booty Call" but for dancing instead of sex.

Phrase was coined by a professional dancer in Chicago while out social West Coast Swing dancing.

"I want to go out dancing with some friends tonight. Time to make some boogie calls!"

"I'm going to boogie call Christopher, it's been a while since his last one."

"There's no one here to dance with. I'm going to make some boogie calls!" "What's that?" "It's like a booty call, but for dancing."

phoney call

When you "answer" your cell phone even though it did NOT ring, in order to avoid speaking to someone annoying (1) who has walked up to you, or (2) called you on your phone.

Phoney calls:

(1)

{Annoying person walks up to you and starts talking}
"Hi, how's it going?"

{You} "Wait, hold one, my cell phone is vibrating."
{Reach into pocket, pull out phone, flip it open} "Oh man, I'm gonna have to take this. Sorry. We'll talk later.
{Walk away and fake a phone conversation}

(2)

{Someone annoying calls you from a NEW phone number, that you do NOT have programmed into your phone, so you "accidentally" answer it to see who it is}

{Annoying person} "Hi. How's it going?"

{You} "Oh great. Wait. Hey, I got another call coming in, it's pretty important, so I guess I'm gonna have to let you go. Sorry. Call back soon. Bye. {You hang up and NEVER answer that phone number again!}