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A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.
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A hat to be worn when your hair is in rollers!
"You best put on your roller derby if you are going out in public!"
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A large, orgy like, activity of incest. Tennessee meat derbies usually occur in southern family reunions.
Now that we dun got that "meet and greet" stuff outta da way, TIME FUR A TENNESSEE MEAT DERBY, YEEHAWWWW! I call dibs on aunt thelma!
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Is a fucking cornfield. They think that is is something special but honestly it is a in between the middle of nowhere and somewhere you find yourself after drifting drunk in a boat in Lake Erie. I would rather kms than live in this shithole. The smell can be blamed on all the stinky animal shit.
Right now my life is like Derby New York. Aka my life is shit.
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An easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. Or self taught physics classes.
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!
Nadsack: I cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!
Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)
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The act of lathering one’s behind with a bar of soap and racing with One or more competitors in a communal shower by sliding along the lathered behind
Todd is the current champion of the soap-butt derby
Junior roller derby is the sport of roller derby, modified for teens and kids .