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Someone who takes the word dumb to a whole other level…someone who lacks in the common sense, critical thinking, and problem solving areas but puts on a big guy routine…the most common garry symptom is lacking confidence and easily succumbing to peer pressure
Originated in southeastern pa, due to confidentiality let’s just say there was a individual who had to be the most r-worded person placed on this floating rocky, that individual was named gary
“This fucking guy…fucking gary over here”
“What are you? A gary?”
“Gary ass”
“That was a gary move of you”
*someone drops something of value* “Gary”
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Short for Garried
He's married but he's obviously gay.
Or he's heterosexual but he's way too effeminate to be an option for those who like a manly man.
Oh look, his wife is so hot, but he's ordering a champagne!
Gary alert!
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We went on our first date and he talked about his feelings all night, he's such a Gary!
or
I'm a gay man and that Gary over there who's wearing a wedding ring, just pinched me on the ass as I walked past!
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I'm a gay man on grinder and a married man who's 'experimenting' just messaged me- Gary
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A terrible chaperone and poor judge of how much strength is needed to close a door. Typically results in violent slamming and damage to property.
Rick loves to go out drinking with his friends, but finding a reliable Gary is next to impossible because they are terrible at it.
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Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed
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45+ overweight IT geek who eats cheetos all day has no mates has chippie all through his beard and smells of urine.
Gary: "want to hang out tonight?"
General public: "No!"
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To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings
The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing