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Name given to a Marine, usually a Corporal, in his young twenties with a serious of medical conditions. Most notably a shoulder that breaks with any movement. Do not expect any Hamilton's to be physically fit for any exercise or training. Hamilton's should be issued Life Alert's since they have a tendency to fall unexpectedly and become helpless due to injuries.
Pvt: Sgt, I just got a phone call from the new Marine.
Sgt: You mean Justin Hamilton?
Pvt: Yes Sgt, apparently he fell in the his barracks shower and cant get up.
Sgt: What a turd.
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Lewis Hamilton is a driver who will complain about tyres and then set fastest laps. He wins with the fastest car, but will be outscored by his teammate when in a decent car. The white Mercedes suit looked better on him, and he would probably be able to beat his teammate if he used it.
He also likes posting thirst traps
Look, theres Lewis Hamilton. Hes probably complaining about his tyres
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hamilton ontario is a city of roughly 490,000 people in southern ontario, it is located at the western end of lake ontario, also known as "steel city" or "the hammer". it is home to two large steel mills which put sulfur in the lake water, when you drive past hamilton on the QEW highway the smell of rotten eggs is unavoidable (caused by sulfur) giving hamilton the knick name "stink town". the city of hamilton is divided in half by the niagara escarpment, the upper half above the escarpment is known localy as "the mountain" even though its not really a mountain. hamilton is home to canada's largest porn theater. the city is also infested with gangsta teenagers who refer to the city as H-Dot and also use the name steel city in an attempt to sound edgy and gain street cred, when usualy they're just an immigrant teenager from stoney creek who battle raps in broken english, the hip hop clubs are usualy prone to shootings, but they are easily avoidable. hamilton is also home to some extremely ugly hookers. most areas of the city are nice, even its less attractive areas have charm. over all hamilton is an average mid-sized north american city.
"i saw a really ugly hooker in hamilton ontario"
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He is:
-The first black F1 racer
-Mercedes racer
-An icon
Person 1: Who’s Lewis Hamilton?
Me: An icon
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an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez
i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.
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A city located in southern Ontario, situated at the southwestern end of Lake Ontario. Population of about 650 000 people including the surrounding communities, which were almagamated with the city in 2001.
The city boasts some amazing natural beauty including Cootes Paradise, over 100 waterfalls, and the Niagara escarpment. The people of Hamilton are among the friendliest and most down to earth in Ontario. Part of this has to do with the fact that the average income for Hamilton is low compared to other nearby cities in Ontario, and therefore it's citizens aren't snobbish like those upper middle-class Torontonians who drive their beamers ruthlessly. Hamilton is also a very diverse city, actually the third most diverse in Canada.
Most people who visit Hamilton from elsewhere in the GTA will want to gtfo as quickly as possible, but others will appreciate it's subtle sophistication and culture. Hamilton is a great city, but it takes a good person to appreciate it's awesomeness.
This is Hamilton, Ontario, baby!
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Hamilton, Ontario is a mid-sized city of around 500,000 located in between Toronto and Niagara Falls. It is known as the "forward cleat" of the Golden Horseshoe - but the Achilles' Heel or shit-hole of Canada would be a more accurate nickname.
Hamilton, Ontario once was Canada's manufacturing capital, but circumstances beyond their control (ie. Chinese child labor is more efficient) led to it being somewhat of a hollow grotesque dark spot on Canada. In many ways similar to Detroit, but without the black people.
This makes Hamilton perhaps one of the best examples of a Cinderella story gone wrong, with many of the city's most horrid problems being easily fixable (such as getting rid of unions that demand 1 hour work days and perhaps lowering property taxes that make Manhattan look viable for actual human settlement).
Just a visual look at Hamilton makes a Marxist professor giddily with passion. The fact that the lower class is literally living below the mountain, while sane rich people live on the top provides an example of what would seem like a quasi-Brazilian ghetto bordering million dollar condo's.
Of course that passion usually dies down when one finds out that most of the people living on the mountain are also poor, and only in Ancaster does one find the tiny pocket of prosperous bible-loving Dutch-German-WASP's. Most outsiders also aren't surprised to find out this is the only part of the city that votes conservative.
Wow, the urban decay around these parts reminds me of Hamilton, Ontario.
That guy is an asshole. But I'll forgive him since I know they have it tough in Hamilton.
You come from Hamilton? You mean steel town! (awkward laugh then awkward silence)..except Hamilton doesn't produce anything outside of crime.
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