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The most fucking popular mouse on the god damn earth that is not even used that fucking much made by Walt Disney after Oswald was fucking bought by what ever company only to by bought back for epic Mickey in the 2000s I don’t get why the rat fuck is still around eh his name was gonna be fucking Mortimer which was changed because I don’t fucking know
Ha hey every body it’s me Mickey mouse
A mouse that has a life better than mine
Mickey Mouse a mouse that’s a nig
Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape
I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!
Term used when Dilly needs to cope
“BRO THAT WAS SUCH A MICKEY MOUSE WIN”
Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.
Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!
When you shove a dead rat in her ass and scream welcome to my club house
Man look at tht guy doing the mickey mouse to her
The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.
"I'm a pubescent teen"
" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that
has no balls"