Dad

The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back

Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years

Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.

Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS

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Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

Dad

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

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Dad

A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.

Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"

dad

someone who went to get the milk

where is my dad

Dad

Gone

my dads not back after going to grab milk 15 months ago