When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.
He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.
In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.
In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.
Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.
to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.
I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.
Not sad but upset more along the emotional sense. When some hurts your feelings you can be hurt panda.
Wow you really hurt my feelings.. I am a hurt panda.
A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.
"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"
"Can't hurt!"